Spring is here! Spring is here!
I love the outdoors, but even a fresh air loving dog can only take so much snow.
See that look. That look is a dog who needs a warm breeze and some sunshine! That dog is me. I need sunbathing. I need warm grass to lay on. I need spring!
I thought I would show Mother Nature who was boss. I’d teach her. I pee’d on my bed.
Food Lady washed my bed. Food Lady, she’s so smart but does such strange things. Doesn’t she know that I was showing Mother Nature who was boss? If Mother Nature keeps sending snow, I’ll pee inside. I’ll show her.
I pee’d on my bed again.
Ha. Take that Mother Nature.
Food Lady still didn’t understand and washed my bed AGAIN.
I heard her talking to my daddy about anxiety and dog behavior. She talked about getting rid of something old to break the cycle. Never did she mention sending messages to Mother Nature about the importance of outdoor urination. Hmmm. That Food Lady.
A week later, a package had showed up.
A new bed! Had I known peeing on my old bed would get me a new bed I would have done that ages ago! Food Lady had left an Orvis catalog where I could reach it and I had spied this bed right after Christmas. Why! Why did I ask for cookies for Christmas when I really wanted the Lounger Deep Dish Dog Bed? I wanted to be that happy lounging dog in the catalog! Thanks to Food Lady, now I am that lazy dog.
Okay, so Food Lady may not understand the rituals of breaking the snow cycle, but she does understand how to shop online and that’s what counts.
Cody celebrated Earth Day this year with NASA’s #globalselfie. He’s so happy the weather is finally nice!